Rohit and Ravi were always fighting in class. When Rohit went to the extent of abusing Ravi with a four letter word, a very conscientious teacher tried to make peace between them, through what she thought was a novel and creative method. She suggested that Rohit should make amends by writing a poem about Ravi.
Rohit read out this poem to Ravi:
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Interviewer: U G L Y? (‘Ugli’ sounds like ‘Agli’ which means ‘front side’ in Hindi)
Interviewee: PICHLLY !!!!!!! (Pichli means ‘Back Side’ in Hindi)
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Interviewee: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Interviewee: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Interviewee: Oh your Devil.
Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Interviewee: I am Selected.
A blonde bought a new mobile.
She sent the following SMS to everyone listed in her Phone Book: s "My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610."
Santa: What is Common between Nehru, Ram, Gandhi & Jesus?
Banta: All are Born on National Holidays.
Son (while filling up a form): “Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?”
Dad: “Very long!”
The English language has at least one nine-letter word that remains a word as each of its letters is successively removed, right down to a single letter. That word is "startling":
remove the l, and the word becomes: starting
remove one t, and the word becomes: staring
remove the a, and the word becomes: string
remove the r, and the word becomes: sting
remove the other t, and the word becomes: sing
remove the g, and the word becomes: sin
remove the s, and the word becomes: in
remove the n, and the word becomes: I